Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #10031
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #21417
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #2750
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
Quote #8207
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #18429
O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
Quote #25064
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Quote #10041
Perseverance and audacity generally win.