Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #12382
An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #22616
The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
Quote #14188
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #14359
The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things–the power to tell...
Quote #24250
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.