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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
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He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
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I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like...
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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...