Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #11674
Grace under pressure.
Quote #16883
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
Quote #32446
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
Quote #22673
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
Quote #31701
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #33035
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #20667
The history of man is a graveyard of great cultures that came to catastrophic...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.