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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
Quote #19392
Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #23711
Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #30344
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad...
Quote #32892
Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
Quote #20990
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #2831
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...