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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on...
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The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that...
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The highest love of all finds its fulfillment not in what it keeps, but...
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...