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Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
Quote #32511
An act against my will is not my act.
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There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
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Money is in some respects life’s fire it is a very excellent servant, but...
Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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I have spread my dreams under your feet
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No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people...