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He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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Each day provides its own gifts.
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly...
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Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed...
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being...
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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.