Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #25633
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #9849
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #15753
This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. Regardless of what you are doing,...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #15510
The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
Quote #6041
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #3054
Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...