Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #2295
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #15931
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...
Quote #12246
We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #27109
Word is a shadow of a deed.
Quote #504
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.