Quote #456
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #28755
A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #5810
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #34354
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #8125
No one is truly literate who cannot read his own heart.
Quote #6731
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote #26458
The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse always harder. A...