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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up,...
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A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
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We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right...
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Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able...
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is...
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Who lies for you will lie against you.
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...