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Use, do not abuse neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #7965
Adventure must be held in delicate fingers. It should be handled, not embraced. It...
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Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
Quote #25941
Judgment is more than skill. It sets forth on intellectual seas beyond the shores...
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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #11518
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.