Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #23515
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #9235
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #32369
A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...
Quote #8256
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #8255
He who has never hoped can never despair.
Quote #3511
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Quote #8257
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #33659
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.