Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
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I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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I thought using the Ayatollah’s money to support the Nicaraguan resistance … was a...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.