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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a...
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The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...
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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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The distance between the present system and our proposal is like comparing the distance...
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.