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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will...
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I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
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Sleep is often the only occasion in which man cannot silence his conscience; we...
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I was baptized with the Holy Spirit when I took Him by simple faith...
Quote #11186
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.