Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.
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It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #1855
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #18511
In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up,...
Quote #19246
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
Quote #18030
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.