Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #8030
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #13141
Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.
Quote #276
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #5473
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #4172
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...
Quote #28660
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #6631
To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and...
Quote #22460
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.