Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4935
By the pricking of my thumbs,Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!
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Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands...
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Necessity makes even the timid brave.
Quote #29237
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
Quote #13832
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so...
Quote #7979
What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
Quote #11295
And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made...
Quote #11184
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.