Quote #33186
One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of...
Quote #14182
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #4744
Do not consider painful what is good for you.
Quote #22319
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #20739
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #18526
There is always something for which to be thankful.
Quote #24634
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
Quote #21121
The new frontier of which I speak is not a set of promises-it is...