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The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We...
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A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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We often use strong language not to express a powerful emotion but to evoke...
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With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to...
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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
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Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
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It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right –...