Quote #7733
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...
Quote #9172
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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You can’t divorce religious belief and public service … I’ve never detected any conflict...
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Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love –...
Quote #6692
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.