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What is a thousand years Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
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Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
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There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
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Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant...
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions...