Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #31053
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
Quote #29984
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #28782
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #23839
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame speak always as though you...
Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #30671
An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting...
Quote #10470
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an...