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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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The reason why we are disenchanted with ourselves is because we entertain in the...
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I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
Quote #3515
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
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Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no...
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
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Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
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As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health...
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Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all...