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Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
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Wine is bottled poetry.
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to....
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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In a mirror, last place becomes first place… Just depends on how you wish...