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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
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Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...
Quote #30895
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
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I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
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In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.