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I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our...
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Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
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Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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The power of one is above all things The power to believe in yourself...
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Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love...
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He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
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When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly forty...