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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Technology is dominated by two types of people those who understand what they do...
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The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other...
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Resentment is anger directed at others–at what they did or did not do.
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.
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Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear...
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The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth...