Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #28661
Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Quote #12633
You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
Quote #34395
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #11226
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #29187
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s...
Quote #34871
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the...