Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #30070
It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but...
Quote #8563
Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of...
Quote #14152
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy...
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #20514
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #30004
Stop asking yourself questions that have no meaning. Or if they have, you’ll find...
Quote #30523
I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #33499
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...