Quote #21439
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #5129
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…It has no survival value; rather it is...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #15542
“Every man has his price.” This is not true. But for every man there...
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #30269
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Quote #23087
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.
Quote #3874
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #20997
Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.