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Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #12303
There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
Quote #5566
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #15975
The defects of the understanding, like those of the face, grow worse as we...