Quote #33
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #14313
It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
Quote #30623
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #7700
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #24984
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #26281
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...