Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #29224
A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #11339
No pressure, no diamonds.
Quote #21371
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
Quote #33186
One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of...
Quote #16711
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.
Quote #34785
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Quote #1175
Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
Quote #23230
Health is worth more than learning.