Quote #24931
Be not as one that hath ten thousand years to live death is nigh...
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #24506
Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
Quote #4478
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
Quote #16700
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #474
No more tears now; I will think about revenge.
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #5593
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
Quote #16984
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...