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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...
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Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
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If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you’re bound to enhance...
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch...
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You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...
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A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed — and...
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.