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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
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If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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Isn’t it strange that … people build walls to keep an enemy out, and...
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Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul...
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If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son,...
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The Queen Mother, with a lifetime’s popularity, seemed incapable of a bad performance as...
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When you’re the victim of the behavior, it’s black and white when you’re the...