Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #7295
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Quote #23385
The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
Quote #19451
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #19002
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
Quote #24177
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
Quote #18238
No man can discover his own talents.
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.