Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #22588
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #22098
We’re all in this alone.
Quote #27037
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #3962
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
Quote #24363
Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #29123
At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...