Quote #7379
Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #29133
My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #32102
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #19790
If I were dying, my last words would be, Have faith and pursue the...
Quote #20129
I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
Quote #23222
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...