Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #23344
The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
Quote #20849
Lord, what fools these mortals be
Quote #10732
The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one.
Quote #10046
As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty,...
Quote #7378
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #32007
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #5651
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...