Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #25330
It marriage happens as with cages the birds without despair to get in, and...
Quote #19563
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
Quote #12768
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #34016
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #29674
A man cannot do good before he is made good.
Quote #21457
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.