Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #18451
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
Quote #22912
Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #16820
If you train hard, you’ll not only be hard, you’ll be hard to beat.
Quote #7127
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect...
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.