Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #7153
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
Quote #8797
Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the...
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #17359
A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #33800
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #17462
Silence is a friend who will never betray.
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #33818
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.