Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26041
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.
Quote #24876
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #15081
Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy between the genius and his human qualities...
Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
Quote #33078
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #9888
Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord...
Quote #28895
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #32882
There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...