Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #14209
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no...
Quote #17278
Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still.
Quote #25025
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
Quote #11521
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
Quote #8467
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love...
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #19198
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.