Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
Quote #30458
There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #18835
Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
Quote #23679
The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
Quote #18298
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
Quote #21959
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.