Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor,...
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You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #6194
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #33288
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good...
Quote #19550
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...